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Pinocchio's Boat, a favorite attraction of Ursula
September 28, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Pinocchio's Boat used to be stocked with Pinocchio's play equipment, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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