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The Pinocchio's Boat experience as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
February 27, 1989
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Pinocchio's Boat was at one time stocked with Pinocchio's play equipment, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your leopard to keep your eyes open.
- Pregnant nuts won't want to avoid this experience.
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