Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A safe view of Pinocchio's Boat when it's not covered in children
July 22, 1989
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Pinocchio's Boat was designed to be a playground of Pinocchio's things, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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