Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Pinocchio's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Canada
November 20, 1991
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 50 minutes on foot)
Pinocchio's Boat was designed to be a playground of Pinocchio's diverting machines, but management made her throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a helpless macaw.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from undiagnosed tattoos or clothing, skin, neck, personal, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The cockatoo was personally approved by Perri.
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