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The Pinocchio's Boat attraction at park opening
December 29, 1965
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Pinocchio's Boat was once stocked with Pinocchio's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction last thing after the holidays.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious conflicts, unstopable cluelessness, or viral or spinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
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