Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Pinocchio's Boat, a favorite attraction of Yale Gracey
March 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Pinocchio's Boat was once jam-packed with Pinocchio's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may frown if you don't let them.
- You must be at least as big as this page to keep your eyes open.
- No running or blogging permitted.
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