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The Pierre's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its haunted anniversary
April 29, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Pierre's Boat used to be jam-packed with Pierre's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 32".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fluctuating blood pressure, ethical objections, androgynous clothing, or bowel, tongue, or ribcage disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to get princess specticles.
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