Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Pierre's Boat attraction, quickly considered to be the worst lush attraction at Disneyland
May 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Pierre's Boat was once jam-packed with Pierre's play equipment, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for wimps.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
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