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The Pierre's Boat attraction, dangerously thawing in the morning sunlight
February 22, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Greater than X guests
Pierre's Boat was originally stocked with Pierre's play equipment, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
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