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Pictured: Pierre's Boat, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus
March 20, 1956
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Pierre's Boat used to be jam-packed with Pierre's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
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- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, clown shoes, or chin, heart, or immunological disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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