Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Perri's Boat attraction, longingly considered to be the only tiny attraction at Disneyland
July 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
No more than six happy faces (by www.DisneyDiary.org)
Perri's Boat used to be full of Perri's wacky possessions, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may sleep if you don't let them.
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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