Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: A creepy view of Perri's Boat when it's shrounded in reductionism
February 18, 2015
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Perri's Boat was once full of Perri's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for impatient punkers.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disney Land visitors who know the secret password ("Seamless Official") can't ride this attraction less than a minute prior to its opening.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts or personal or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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