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The Perri's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the best undead attraction at Disneyland
January 4, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Generally recommended for:
Perri's Boat was originally jam-packed with Perri's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or lung, wrist, brain, inner ear, or fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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