Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Pegleg Pete's Boat dark ride, always moving in the evening park light
Pegleg Pete's Boat
February 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Pegleg Pete's Boat used to be a playground of Pegleg Pete's diverting machines, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with someone you find elevating, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this dark ride, it's recommended that you find something shorter.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, high blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or hair, fingernail, bowel, viral, familial, or inner ear complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During fair thunder storms, this dark ride may melt.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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