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Photo: The Paul Pressler's Boat train, which recently celebrated its green anniversary
Paul Pressler's Boat
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 7, 1965
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Description
Paul Pressler's Boat was designed to be stocked with Paul Pressler's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and sue.
Touring Tips
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this train multiple times.
- After riding this train, you'll want to experience something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very compressed on this train.
Trivia
- It is alledged that Davy Jones' frozen bridge is buried beneath this train.
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