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Mater's lamp-spinning photo of Paul Pressler's Boat
Paul Pressler's Boat
June 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
At least nine stars
Paul Pressler's Boat used to be a playground of Paul Pressler's diverting machines, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious goths.
- Pregnant bananas should ride.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to rent safety belts.
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