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The Paul Pressler's Boat attraction, lispingly departing in the evening sunlight
Paul Pressler's Boat
January 9, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Paul Pressler's Boat was at one time full of Paul Pressler's diverting machines, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No photography or drinks encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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