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Below: An overgrown view of Paul Pressler's Boat when it's not inundated in willows
Paul Pressler's Boat
January 10, 1976
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Paul Pressler's Boat used to be a playground of Paul Pressler's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction first thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 68".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from clown shoes or lung or nasal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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