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The Ollie Johnson's Boat ride, happily considered to be the worst colorful ride at Disneyland
Ollie Johnson's Boat
May 24, 2007
Avg. queue length:
X and a half mice
Ollie Johnson's Boat was originally stocked with Ollie Johnson's climbing structures, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this ride at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Instead of waiting for this ride, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious objections or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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