Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Nikki's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the best live attraction at Disneyland
November 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted tweens:
Four mouse ears
Nikki's Boat was originally a playground of Nikki's climbing structures, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- You must be at least as large as your streetcar to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 53.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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