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Joe Fowler's lubber-bending photo of Nikki's Boat
October 1, 2003
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're picturesque)
Nikki's Boat was originally jam-packed with Nikki's wacky possessions, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are allergic to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or tongue, back, nasal, skin, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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