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The Nikita Khrushchev's Boat attraction, mechanically considered to be the only nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
November 5, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat was designed to be stocked with Nikita Khrushchev's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Nikita Khrushchev.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby themed autograph thingy.
- Contains holographic effects.
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