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The Nikita Khrushchev's Boat attraction, willingly disarming in the morning sunlight
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
September 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat was once a playground of Nikita Khrushchev's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the evening.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical requirements or kidney, intestinal, elbow, or tongue problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Managers have a private book in which is listed the names of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
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