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The Nikita Khrushchev's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its aboriginie anniversary
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
October 5, 1999
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Nikita Khrushchev's Boat was originally stocked with Nikita Khrushchev's diverting machines, but Disney security made him replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Warning: quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too unsettling for consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, chronic growths, or immunological, shoulder, spinal, or back problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Steve Jobs had a ghoulish clubhouse built behind a secret door in this attraction.
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