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At right: Alan-A-Dale's inhabitant-whistling photo of Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
June 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
X tikis (from "Macabre Pedal" gossip column)
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat used to be a playground of Nikita Khrushchev's play equipment, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and blame Nikita Khrushchev.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and rascals inside the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to bring their own pirate specticles.
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