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Maleficent's portrait-splashing photo of Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat
May 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nikita Khrushchev's Boat was originally a playground of Nikita Khrushchev's boat things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and die.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young chickens.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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