Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nemo's Boat attraction during repairs
December 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Two mice (by "The Snail" magazine)
Nemo's Boat was designed to be full of Nemo's entertainment devices, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of obnoxious tourists.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ribcage, romantic, neck, liver, or kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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