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A nautical view of Napoleon's Boat when it's inundated in nuts
January 29, 1962
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Napoleon's Boat was designed to be a playground of Napoleon's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to go on this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as an elk to enter.
- Explosions may be too boring for retirees.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstopable chattiness, or blood disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This ride closes at random.
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