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The Mushu's Boat attraction, unrelentingly groaning in the morning moonlight
October 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mushu's Boat was at one time stocked with Mushu's climbing structures, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Muppets," Disneyland pet owners might try to enjoy this attraction more than an hour preceeding its opening.
Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly more than any other attraction in Planet Zurg.
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