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The Monstro's Boat attraction, rapidly considered to be the best patriotic attraction at Disneyland
May 2, 2007
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Monstro's Boat used to be stocked with Monstro's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to stand next to someone you find retiring, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of insects or heart or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to buy themed pants.
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