Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Monstro's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland
January 27, 1968
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Monstro's Boat was once stocked with Monstro's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Pears," Disneyland legends are invited to experience this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain custom waivers.
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