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Monstro's Boat, a favorite adventure of Richard Irvine
March 16, 1971
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Monstro's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Monstro's things, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this adventure will be full of incoherent reprobates.
- Minimum height 23".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- It is alledged that Indiana Jones' frozen head is entombed beneath this adventure.
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