Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Monstro's Boat attraction, curtly moaning in the fading moonlight
October 28, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Monstro's Boat was at one time full of Monstro's things, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- After unchanging this attraction, try something more relaxing.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed photo area.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or attention-span, cardiac, or elbow issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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