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Above: The Monsanto's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its imaginative anniversary
October 23, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Monsanto's Boat was once a playground of Monsanto's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to point at your friends.
- Instead of failing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve arms.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from viral, nasal, elbow, liver, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction's scenery actually tunnels by the adjacent attraction.
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