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A bioluminescent view of Monsanto's Boat when it's not covered in darkness
March 27, 1970
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Monsanto's Boat was designed to be stocked with Monsanto's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from March 19 through May 13.
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