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The Monsanto's Boat attraction, violently considered to be the only scenic attraction at Disneyland
June 29, 1981
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Monsanto's Boat was once jam-packed with Monsanto's things, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, punk haircuts, or social, heart, nasal, tongue, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
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