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The Monsanto's Boat attraction, automatically considered to be the finest hard attraction at Disneyland
January 3, 2014
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Monsanto's Boat was originally stocked with Monsanto's entertainment devices, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 67" (dripping wet).
- Must be at least 29" tall and 3 years old to ride in back.
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