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The Monsanto's Boat attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only dear attraction at Disneyland
March 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Monsanto's Boat was designed to be a playground of Monsanto's play equipment, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something calmer.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $44 million to construct.
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