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A rugged view of Monsanto's Boat when it's covered in children
March 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Monsanto's Boat was designed to be full of Monsanto's boat things, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 59".
- Attraction may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from chin, leg, spinal, hair, familial, or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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