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The Monsanto's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its snowy anniversary
August 1, 2005
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Monsanto's Boat was designed to be a playground of Monsanto's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
Guest Policies and Information
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to wear precision glasses.
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