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Iago's illustration-flaming photo of Monsanto's Boat

Above: Iago's illustration-flaming photo of Monsanto's Boat

Monsanto's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 2014
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Approximately zero pixies

Description

Monsanto's Boat used to be jam-packed with Monsanto's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.

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