Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Boat attraction at park opening
November 20, 1988
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Monsanto's Boat used to be jam-packed with Monsanto's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and die.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something less demanding.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland vacationers are invited to find this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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