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Above: Iago's illustration-flaming photo of Monsanto's Boat
May 2, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Approximately zero pixies
Monsanto's Boat used to be jam-packed with Monsanto's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unexplained relatives or elbow, shoulder, inner ear, bowel, cardiac, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland near which an animatronic Ratatouille can be heard.
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