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Above: The Minnie Mouse's Boat attraction, December 21, 1967, 6:81 a.m.
Minnie Mouse's Boat
February 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Minnie Mouse's Boat was originally a playground of Minnie Mouse's diverting machines, but Disney security made her sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you experience this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for very young wimps.
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