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The Minnie Mouse's Boat show, which recently celebrated its secondary anniversary
Minnie Mouse's Boat
January 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Minnie Mouse's Boat was once full of Minnie Mouse's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to go on this show multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness or finger, familial, clothing, elbow, neck, or tongue complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- This show closes at dusk.
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