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Pictured: The Minnie Mouse's Boat attraction at night
Minnie Mouse's Boat
April 23, 1963
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Minnie Mouse's Boat used to be a playground of Minnie Mouse's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction during the holidays.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent princess belts.
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