Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Miley Cyrus' Boat attraction at park opening
Miley Cyrus' Boat
January 30, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Miley Cyrus' Boat was at one time stocked with Miley Cyrus' Bo's boat things, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too startling for young teenagers.
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