Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Miley Cyrus' Boat attraction, traditionally vanishing in the morning candlelight
Miley Cyrus' Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1969
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 92 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Drunks
Description
Miley Cyrus' Boat used to be a playground of Miley Cyrus' Bo's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and sue.
Touring Advice
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will believe your friends.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disney Land executives are invited to experience this attraction for an hour after park opening.
Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable headgear, novelty haircuts, or hip or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to wear pirate riverboats.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.
