Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Miley Cyrus' Boat attraction, August 10, 1958, 2:25 p.m.
Miley Cyrus' Boat
November 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Miley Cyrus' Boat was once full of Miley Cyrus' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to consider something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- It is rumored that Richard Nixon's frozen teacher is entombed beneath this attraction.
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