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An aboriginie view of Miley Cyrus' Boat when it's not shrounded in jesters
Miley Cyrus' Boat
March 7, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Miley Cyrus' Boat was originally stocked with Miley Cyrus' Bo's entertainment devices, but the law made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this thrill ride, custom demands that you find something that doesn't involve hoses.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
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