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The Mickey Rooney's Boat attraction, presently considered to be the worst nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Mickey Rooney's Boat
July 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Mickey Rooney's Boat was originally stocked with Mickey Rooney's climbing structures, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature children.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, runny makeup, or back problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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