Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Mickey Mouse's Boat attraction at first light
Mickey Mouse's Boat
October 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mickey Mouse's Boat used to be jam-packed with Mickey Mouse's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or finger, heart, chest, clothing, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions away from the attraction at various times.
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