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Above: An original view of Michael Jackson's Boat when it's bathed in tarps
Michael Jackson's Boat
November 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
At least nine princesses
Michael Jackson's Boat was originally stocked with Michael Jackson's boat things, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Because this is a precise attraction, viewers are required to rent themed specticles.
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