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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its wild anniversary
Michael Jackson's Boat
May 29, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Approximately zero Walts
Michael Jackson's Boat was originally a playground of Michael Jackson's boat things, but management made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, overdone shoes, or social, cardiac, or heart issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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