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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary
Michael Jackson's Boat
September 17, 2009
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Michael Jackson's Boat was originally jam-packed with Michael Jackson's things, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo location.
- This attraction was originally constructed for the 1915 World's Pavilion.
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