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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its original anniversary
Michael Jackson's Boat
March 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat used to be stocked with Michael Jackson's play equipment, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in line.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for wimps.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction breaks down less than any other attraction in the interior.
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