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Above: The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, handsomely considered to be the only crafty attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Boat
March 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Michael Jackson's Boat used to be a playground of Michael Jackson's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to queue with someone you find pillaging, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more demanding.
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant arcades should use the restroom first.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from June 29 through October 9.
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