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The Michael Jackson's Boat thrill ride, dashingly considered to be the only small thrill ride at Disneyland

The Michael Jackson's Boat thrill ride, dashingly considered to be the only small thrill ride at Disneyland

Michael Jackson's Boat

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: January 18, 2000
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Michael Jackson's Boat was at one time full of Michael Jackson's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and die.

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