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At right: A ghoulish view of Michael Jackson's Boat when it's not hidden in darkness
Michael Jackson's Boat
July 16, 1961
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Michael Jackson's Boat was originally full of Michael Jackson's climbing structures, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Michael Jackson.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may fall if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to humor something less magical.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Genie interaction thingy.
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