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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the future
Michael Jackson's Boat
May 24, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Different family reunions
Michael Jackson's Boat was originally a playground of Michael Jackson's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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