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Picture: The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the premier white attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Boat
August 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat was designed to be full of Michael Jackson's entertainment devices, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- If you carefully observe the attraction's painted mural, you may be able to see the patriotic ranger.
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