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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation

Michael Jackson's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 1983
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Seven mouse ears

Description

Michael Jackson's Boat used to be jam-packed with Michael Jackson's play equipment, but Disney security made her throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.

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