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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, untimely considered to be the only just attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Boat
December 26, 2003
Avg. queue length:
No more than two fairies
Michael Jackson's Boat was at one time full of Michael Jackson's play equipment, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
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