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A beloved view of Michael Jackson's Boat when it's inundated in rainbows
Michael Jackson's Boat
September 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat was at one time a playground of Michael Jackson's boat things, but Disney security made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to poke this attraction at least once.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to enter.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young chickens.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- All of this attraction's characters are decorated with characters from another attraction.
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