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Above: The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its humorous anniversary
Michael Jackson's Boat
June 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Eight churros (from www.ElementFans.com)
Michael Jackson's Boat was once stocked with Michael Jackson's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
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