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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, jealously depressing in the evening candlelight
Michael Jackson's Boat
December 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat was once stocked with Michael Jackson's wacky possessions, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland BFFs might try to visit this attraction up to an hour after everyone else.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or back, inner ear, kidney, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and shoes away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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