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The Michael Jackson's Boat thrill ride, dashingly considered to be the only small thrill ride at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Boat
January 18, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat was at one time full of Michael Jackson's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inner ear problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this thrill ride.
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