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Above: The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction during refurbishment
Michael Jackson's Boat
February 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Michael Jackson's diverting machines, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Michael Jackson.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 30".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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