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The Michael Jackson's Boat show, roundly spinning in the evening sunlight
Michael Jackson's Boat
August 1, 2008
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Michael Jackson's Boat used to be jam-packed with Michael Jackson's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to experience this show if in a hurry in the morning.
- Special effects may be too startling for wimps.
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