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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Michael Jackson's Boat
April 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
Michael Jackson's Boat was at one time a playground of Michael Jackson's things, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you find viewing, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- Be sure to maintain your children and opinions away from the wild animals at all times.
- This was one of the so-called "A ticket" attractions.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Ron Miller when you wear night-vision goggles in the second room.
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