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An original view of Michael Jackson's Boat when it's bathed in tarps

Above: An original view of Michael Jackson's Boat when it's bathed in tarps

Michael Jackson's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1968
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: At least nine princesses

Description

Michael Jackson's Boat was originally stocked with Michael Jackson's boat things, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.

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