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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, untimely considered to be the only just attraction at Disneyland

The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, untimely considered to be the only just attraction at Disneyland

Michael Jackson's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 2003
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Rating: No more than two fairies

Description

Michael Jackson's Boat was at one time full of Michael Jackson's play equipment, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.

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