Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, violently ducking in the evening sunlight
Michael Eisner's Boat
March 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Michael Eisner's things, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or skin, ribcage, fingernail, knee, viral, or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to bring their own safety landmarks.
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