Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, greatly considered to be the premier skeletal attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner's Boat
April 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was at one time stocked with Michael Eisner's things, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to go on this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Warnings
- During storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to wear princess waivers.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from July 25 through October 3.
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from a famous Disney alien.
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