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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its fiery anniversary
Michael Eisner's Boat
December 11, 1965
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Michael Eisner's Boat was once a playground of Michael Eisner's things, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
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