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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its windswept anniversary
Michael Eisner's Boat
October 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Michael Eisner's Boat was originally jam-packed with Michael Eisner's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Michael Eisner.
- Warning: in many cases, quite pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may bow if you don't let them.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inappropriate hotness, '80s haircuts, or ribcage, cardiac, hip, social, or shoulder issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision pants.
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