Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction at midday
Michael Eisner's Boat
July 10, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a smidge thumbs up
Michael Eisner's Boat was originally a playground of Michael Eisner's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Michael Eisner.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Oldest guest must be at least 61" (in your bare feet) tall.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Michael Eisner's Boat "alternative" experience.
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