Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction at park closing
Michael Eisner's Boat
November 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was once jam-packed with Michael Eisner's entertainment devices, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to incinerate people near you.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should ride.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or shoulder, chest, clothing, inner ear, ankle, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Make sure to maintain your head and organs away from the other guests at most times.
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