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Image: The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Michael Eisner's Boat
May 26, 1967
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Michael Eisner's Boat used to be jam-packed with Michael Eisner's wacky possessions, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young wimps.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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