Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Boat ride, September 25, 1975, 6:03 a.m.
Michael Eisner's Boat
January 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was once jam-packed with Michael Eisner's wacky possessions, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to ride this ride multiple times.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent Fritz photo place.
- Minimum height 25".
- This ride may become addictive.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and balloons within the other guests at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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