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A slow view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's not inundated in tarps

A slow view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's not inundated in tarps

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1986
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Four plusses

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was originally jam-packed with Michael Eisner's boat things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.

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