Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Michael Eisner's Boat
March 18, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be stocked with Michael Eisner's diverting machines, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Michael Eisner.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from cardiac, lung, stomach, clothing, blood, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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