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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, wantonly leading in the fading sunlight
Michael Eisner's Boat
January 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was once stocked with Michael Eisner's boat things, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses away from the other guests at all times.
- Managers have written a detailed log in which is detailed the backstory of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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