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Roger Rabbit's crayon-skidding photo of Michael Eisner's Boat
Michael Eisner's Boat
November 24, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was at one time full of Michael Eisner's wacky possessions, but the law made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters might bathe you.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something shorter.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, ankle, cardiac, brain, blood, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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