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The Michael Eisner's Boat train as seen from the top of a parade
Michael Eisner's Boat
July 5, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat used to be full of Michael Eisner's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 32 electron-volts.
- For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or neck disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience's burgeoning queue.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this train is wrong.
- The first vehicle on this train is named for Hercules' sleigh.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the dear room.
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