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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction at park closing

The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction at park closing

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1984
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Designed for: Tweens

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was once jam-packed with Michael Eisner's entertainment devices, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.

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