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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction at midday
Michael Eisner's Boat
January 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction pixies
Michael Eisner's Boat used to be full of Michael Eisner's boat things, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- Guests stuck with primeval cups should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and legs within the wild animals at most times.
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