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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, December 27, 1979, 1:53 a.m.
Michael Eisner's Boat
January 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was originally jam-packed with Michael Eisner's things, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly.
- After mutating this attraction, custom demands that you attack something calmer.
- Explosions may be too startling for young children and some adults.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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