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A whiskered view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's covered in fog

A whiskered view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's covered in fog

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 1991
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating: Five churros (from www.ToasterAge.xxx)

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was once a playground of Michael Eisner's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.

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