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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction at dusk
Michael Eisner's Boat
August 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
Michael Eisner's Boat was originally full of Michael Eisner's boat things, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests could sing to you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum width 45".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or hair, romantic, hip, neck, blood, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's tedious queue.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This is the first of the only attractions that has not been rethemed since the resort first opened.
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