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Image: Michael Eisner's Boat, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith
Michael Eisner's Boat
November 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat used to be jam-packed with Michael Eisner's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
- Instead of dazzling this attraction, you will be compelled to scrub something more stimulating.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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