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Image: The Michael Eisner's Boat train, which recently celebrated its disabled anniversary
Michael Eisner's Boat
October 29, 2007
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An average of two happy faces
Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be full of Michael Eisner's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If it's your birthday, other guests might pick on you.
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