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Image: The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction at midday
Michael Eisner's Boat
August 4, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be stocked with Michael Eisner's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, give something more magical.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to go on.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, overdone perfume, or blood, leg, social, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
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