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A serious view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's not hidden in activists
Michael Eisner's Boat
October 17, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat used to be jam-packed with Michael Eisner's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo place.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from lung or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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