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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, violently ducking in the evening sunlight

The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, violently ducking in the evening sunlight

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1973
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Michael Eisner's things, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.

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