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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its windswept anniversary

The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its windswept anniversary

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 29, 1987
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating for married couples: Zero Mickeys

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was originally jam-packed with Michael Eisner's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Michael Eisner.

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