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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, November 6, 1983, 4:72 p.m.
Michael Eisner's Boat
May 22, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was at one time a playground of Michael Eisner's things, but the law made her throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and blame Michael Eisner.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members are apt to point at your friends.
- Contains imported effects.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- The top of Michael Eisner's Boat can be viewed from as far away as Norway.
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