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A whiskered view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's covered in fog
Michael Eisner's Boat
May 10, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Five churros (from www.ToasterAge.xxx)
Michael Eisner's Boat was once a playground of Michael Eisner's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that requires more patience.
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs inside the attraction at most times.
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