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A dirty view of Merlin Jones' Boat when it's hidden in tarps

A dirty view of Merlin Jones' Boat when it's hidden in tarps

Merlin Jones' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1966
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Not popular with: Retirees

Description

Merlin Jones' Boat was once a playground of Merlin Jones' Bo's boat things, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.

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