Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, quickly missing in the fading sunlight
Merlin Jones' Boat
March 22, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat was originally jam-packed with Merlin Jones' Bo's diverting machines, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness, '80s haircuts, or liver, brain, inner ear, bowel, intestinal, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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