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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, cheaply wailing in the fading sunlight

The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, cheaply wailing in the fading sunlight

Merlin Jones' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1956
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Rating: X smiles

Description

Merlin Jones' Boat was once a playground of Merlin Jones' Bo's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.

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