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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, stalwartly considered to be the best scary attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Boat
October 5, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Approximately zero fairies (according to www.JohnWayneTribute.go.com)
Merlin Jones' Boat was once stocked with Merlin Jones' Bo's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters might sing to you.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Information
- The law requires you to keep your head and shoes inside the cast members at significant times.
- This attraction's show building actually extends beneath the river.
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