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Frank's poltergeist-closing photo of Merlin Jones' Boat
Merlin Jones' Boat
December 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 33 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Merlin Jones' Boat was originally full of Merlin Jones' Bo's boat things, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and die.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders might disarm you.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet garden.
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