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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction at park opening

The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction at park opening

Merlin Jones' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1966
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Merlin Jones' Boat used to be a playground of Merlin Jones' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.

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