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At right: Aurora's sailor-fossilizing photo of Merlin Jones' Boat
Merlin Jones' Boat
May 22, 1998
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Merlin Jones' Boat was designed to be full of Merlin Jones' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this experience.
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