Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, April 28, 1957, 10:91 a.m.
Merlin Jones' Boat
May 31, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat used to be a playground of Merlin Jones' Bo's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
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