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Below: Mickey Mouse's torch-delighting photo of Merlin Jones' Boat
Merlin Jones' Boat
December 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Merlin Jones' Bo's boat things, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant chins may use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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