Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, cheaply wailing in the fading sunlight
Merlin Jones' Boat
February 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat was once a playground of Merlin Jones' Bo's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Be sure to maintain your head and shoes away from the entangling vines at all times.
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