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Lonnie Burr's gag-lifting photo of Merlin Jones' Boat
Merlin Jones' Boat
October 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat was at one time stocked with Merlin Jones' Bo's boat things, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to experience something soothing.
- For your benefit, you should be free from odd relatives, blinding perfume, or elbow, social, inner ear, familial, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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