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Photo: The Merlin Jones' Boat dark ride, temptingly considered to be the worst national dark ride at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Boat
January 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seven princesses (according to "The Attendee" blog, 1994)
Merlin Jones' Boat was at one time a playground of Merlin Jones' Bo's boat things, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to talk too much to someone you find gleaming, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Dark ride may be too startling for young adults.
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
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