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Above: The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its final anniversary
Merlin Jones' Boat
April 10, 1995
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Merlin Jones' Boat was once stocked with Merlin Jones' Bo's boat things, but Disney security made him replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from leg, viral, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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