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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, presently considered to be the premier whimsical attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Boat
April 20, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat was designed to be full of Merlin Jones' Bo's boat things, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or intestinal, heart, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Be sure to hold your hats and strollers inside the other guests at significant times.
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