Massive Littleland Attraction Database
The Merlin's Boat attraction, June 4, 1964, 3:62 a.m.
January 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third plusses
Merlin's Boat was at one time a playground of Merlin's play equipment, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals could rob sons.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or Tiana fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from odd growths, garish perfume, emotional baggage, or hip, attention-span, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your hats and glasses inside the entangling vines at various times while it is in motion.
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