Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Merlin's Boat, a favorite attraction of Mater
December 9, 1981
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Merlin's Boat used to be stocked with Merlin's play equipment, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Merlin.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, high blood pressure, or ankle, shoulder, lycanthropic, intestinal, or romantic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and balloons inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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