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The Maynard's Boat attraction, massively considered to be the worst professional attraction at Disneyland

The Maynard's Boat attraction, massively considered to be the worst professional attraction at Disneyland

Maynard's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1980
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Maynard's Boat was at one time a playground of Maynard's boat things, but Disney security made her sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.

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