Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Boat dark ride at dusk
September 3, 1962
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Maynard's Boat used to be a playground of Maynard's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this dark ride.
Policies and Information
- The law requires you to keep your head and opinions away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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