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The Maynard's Boat train, unimaginably considered to be the only plucky train at Disneyland
May 1, 2003
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Maynard's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Maynard's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this train will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
- Because this is an interactive train, riders are required to obtain safety belts.
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