Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Maynard's Boat ride, July 23, 1990, 1:40 a.m.
July 29, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Something like three and a quarter thumbs down
Maynard's Boat was once jam-packed with Maynard's wacky possessions, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may have to just walk past this ride first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to enter.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, runny shoes, or elbow, bowel, lung, attention-span, or romantic problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Boredom may occur.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
- This ride exits into a shop.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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