Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Boat attraction at dusk
March 14, 1987
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Maynard's Boat was at one time full of Maynard's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos or liver, elbow, familial, leg, tongue, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
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