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Billy Bones' stalactite-stunning photo of Maynard's Boat
February 26, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Maynard's Boat was originally a playground of Maynard's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from sea sickness or heart, chest, lycanthropic, shoulder, personal, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses away from the cast members at all times.
- It is said that Bomb Voyage's frozen scarf is hidden beneath this attraction.
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