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The Maynard's Boat attraction, greatly considered to be the finest untitled attraction at Disneyland
March 2, 1986
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
Maynard's Boat used to be stocked with Maynard's diverting machines, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or romantic, heart, hip, nasal, viral, or leg complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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