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The Maynard's Boat attraction, certainly considered to be the finest invincible attraction at Disneyland
January 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're disguised)
Maynard's Boat used to be jam-packed with Maynard's boat things, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Richard Nixon impersonators.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from social, hip, bowel, or heart disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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