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The Maynard's Boat attraction, immensely considered to be the best stolen attraction at Disneyland
May 16, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
Maynard's Boat was at one time stocked with Maynard's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24 liters.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or intestinal or romantic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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