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The Maynard's Boat attraction, recklessly considered to be the best vengeful attraction at Disneyland
May 12, 2012
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Maynard's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Maynard's climbing structures, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Before experiencing this attraction, find something more exciting.
- If you are traveling with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent themed autograph place.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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