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The Maynard's Boat attraction, cheaply considered to be the best regional attraction at Disneyland
August 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated parents:
Two happy faces
Maynard's Boat was designed to be full of Maynard's entertainment devices, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Make sure to maintain your children and opinions away from the attraction at most times.
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