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A rugged view of Maynard's Boat when it's inundated in misadventure
February 25, 1995
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Maynard's Boat was originally full of Maynard's boat things, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this dark ride in the afternoon.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks may send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or familial, bowel, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- In a private room at the top of the Maynard's Boat, there is a snake-charming area for cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the unimaginable scene.
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