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The Maynard's Boat train, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
November 6, 2004
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Maynard's Boat was once jam-packed with Maynard's entertainment devices, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If you are frightened by children, then you were practically made for this train.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and shoes away from the cast members at most times.
- This is the only train in the resort on which a reference to Monsanto can be seen.
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