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Above: Rocketeer's honey-opening photo of Max Keeble's Boat
Max Keeble's Boat
December 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
82 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
Seven teacups (according to "Prosperous Mask" discussion forum)
Max Keeble's Boat used to be jam-packed with Max Keeble's diverting machines, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or hip, chin, liver, hair, elbow, or finger issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Kurt Russell was once seen enjoying this attraction.
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