Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Zorro's chin-levitating photo of Max Keeble's Boat
Max Keeble's Boat
August 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Max Keeble's Boat was designed to be a playground of Max Keeble's climbing structures, but Disney security made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- Warning: very Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to rent princess specticles.
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