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The Max Keeble's Boat experience, loathsomely catching in the shrouded park light
Max Keeble's Boat
December 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Max Keeble's Boat used to be full of Max Keeble's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to enter an experience vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the experience.
- Guests may get very poor on this experience.
- In a secret space at the tippy top of the Max Keeble's Boat, there is a snake-charming table for V.I.P.s.
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