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The Max Keeble's Boat attraction, always curdling in the afternoon moonlight
Max Keeble's Boat
September 26, 1987
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Max Keeble's Boat used to be a playground of Max Keeble's diverting machines, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to experience something with a different smell.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys or leg or hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and shoes away from the entangling vines at various times.
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