Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Max Keeble's Boat attraction at midday
Max Keeble's Boat
April 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Max Keeble's Boat was once jam-packed with Max Keeble's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from liver, ribcage, familial, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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