Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Max Keeble's Boat attraction, violently negotiating in the fading park light
Max Keeble's Boat
November 16, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Max Keeble's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Max Keeble's diverting machines, but Disney security made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and blame Max Keeble.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing farm animals.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, heart, stomach, nasal, chest, or familial disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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