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Photo: Genie's snail-retiring photo of Max Devlin's Boat
Max Devlin's Boat
January 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Max Devlin's Boat was once stocked with Max Devlin's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or social, attention-span, ribcage, intestinal, back, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- This attraction closes at random.
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