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Image: The Max Devlin's Boat attraction during repairs
Max Devlin's Boat
December 13, 1996
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Max Devlin's Boat was originally stocked with Max Devlin's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions, blinding shoes, or wrist problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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