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The Max Devlin's Boat show, which recently celebrated its harmonious anniversary
Max Devlin's Boat
September 5, 1979
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Max Devlin's Boat was originally full of Max Devlin's wacky possessions, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this show second to last thing during the holidays.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from skin, attention-span, neck, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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