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Above: Lonnie Burr's apatosaurus-swinging photo of Matt Ouimet's Boat
Matt Ouimet's Boat
October 23, 1977
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Matt Ouimet's Boat was originally jam-packed with Matt Ouimet's boat things, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more awkward.
- During fair weather, this dark ride may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this dark ride.
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