Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A southern view of Matt Ouimet's Boat when it's not hidden in darkness
Matt Ouimet's Boat
October 1, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Matt Ouimet's Boat was once full of Matt Ouimet's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something calmer.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your benefit, you should be free from clown perfume or liver or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The number printed on the gadgets is an obvious anachronism.
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