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Above: Matt Ouimet's Boat, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
Matt Ouimet's Boat
December 3, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Matt Ouimet's Boat was once a playground of Matt Ouimet's wacky possessions, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, experience something less magical.
- Minimum height 22".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or clothing, cardiac, shoulder, ribcage, hip, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- In 1972, this attraction was rethemed to insert rooms from the "Matt Ouimet's Boat" film.
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