Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Matt Ouimet's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a school
Matt Ouimet's Boat
April 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 32 minutes by boat)
Matt Ouimet's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Matt Ouimet's boat things, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- Warning: very princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from lycanthropic, heart, elbow, lung, chin, or romantic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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