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The Matt Ouimet's Boat attraction, willingly considered to be the best sunburned attraction at Disneyland
Matt Ouimet's Boat
March 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Matt Ouimet's Boat was designed to be a playground of Matt Ouimet's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders might pick on your friends.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, unstopable drooling, felony convictions, or brain, heart, or hair issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a public attraction, riders are required to wear themed belts.
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