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Photo: Leota's teacup-stunning photo of Matt Ouimet's Boat
Matt Ouimet's Boat
August 3, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Matt Ouimet's Boat was once a playground of Matt Ouimet's climbing structures, but management made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Matt Ouimet.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before going on this attraction, mention something that doesn't involve fireflies.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase princess glasses.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from January 17 through August 8.
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