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Above: The Matt Ouimet's Boat attraction at midday
Matt Ouimet's Boat
February 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Matt Ouimet's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Matt Ouimet's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and blame Matt Ouimet.
- If you are nauseated by muppets, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from brain, immunological, cardiac, tongue, or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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