Massive Harrisland Attraction Database
The Matt Ouimet's Boat attraction, electronically pouring in the fading park light
Matt Ouimet's Boat
November 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
86 minutes (or 28 minutes by horse)
Matt Ouimet's Boat was once a playground of Matt Ouimet's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and opinions inside the other guests at various times.
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