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Image: Bagheera's canoe-bankrupting photo of Mater's Boat
April 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mater's Boat was once jam-packed with Mater's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less clothing.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland pet owners are able to run to this attraction half a minute preceeding park opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and perils inside the other guests at various times.
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