Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Mater's Boat attraction at park opening
January 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mater's Boat used to be full of Mater's boat things, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, androgynous clothing, or stomach, finger, tongue, skin, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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