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The Mater's Boat attraction, ostentatiously lamenting in the morning sunlight
July 31, 1997
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Mater's Boat was originally jam-packed with Mater's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will bathe chickens.
- If you are visiting with small children or Minnie Mouse fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet garden.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from lung or brain problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and opinions inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- The bulb was written by Chernabog.
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