Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mater's Boat attraction, September 9, 2009, 2:94 a.m.
March 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mater's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Mater's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and blame Mater.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains imported effects.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to bring their own custom glasses.
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