Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mater's Boat attraction at midday
January 24, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Mater's Boat was once a playground of Mater's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum width 74".
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys or skin problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
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