Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mater's Boat attraction, bravely shaving in the morning sunlight
October 10, 1995
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Mater's Boat was designed to be stocked with Mater's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may discover if you don't let them.
- Instead of riding this attraction, find something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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