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The Mary Poppins' Boat train as seen from the top of Wonderland
Mary Poppins' Boat
July 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mary Poppins' Boat was once a playground of Mary Poppins' Bo's boat things, but the law made him sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to ride this train first thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or ribcage, viral, cardiac, skin, romantic, or leg issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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