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The Mary Poppins' Boat attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst prosperous attraction at Disneyland

The Mary Poppins' Boat attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst prosperous attraction at Disneyland

Mary Poppins' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 2005
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes (or 35 minutes by horse)

Description

Mary Poppins' Boat was at one time a playground of Mary Poppins' Bo's things, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.

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