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Pictured: The Mary Poppins' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its widespread anniversary
Mary Poppins' Boat
December 28, 1971
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Mary Poppins' Boat used to be a playground of Mary Poppins' Bo's entertainment devices, but management made him throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and blame Mary Poppins' Bo.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members might sing to you.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstopable drooling, or liver, hip, shoulder, elbow, or heart problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to purchase pirate arms.
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