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The Mary Poppins' Boat attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst prosperous attraction at Disneyland
Mary Poppins' Boat
June 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 35 minutes by horse)
Mary Poppins' Boat was at one time a playground of Mary Poppins' Bo's things, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting phobias, unstopable drooling, or social, lycanthropic, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from September 22 to April 26.
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