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The Mary Poppins' Boat attraction during refurbishment
Mary Poppins' Boat
January 6, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing family reunions
Mary Poppins' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Mary Poppins' Bo's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of standing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to wear custom waivers.
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