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Mary Blair's Boat, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag
Mary Blair's Boat
January 19, 2013
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 48 minutes by horse)
Mary Blair's Boat was once full of Mary Blair's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Stained Equipment") are invited to enjoy this attraction less than a moment preceeding the gates opening.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to enter.
- Maximum IQ 67.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and strollers within the vehicle at various times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- This is the only extant attraction in this land where a picture of Dale can be heard.
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