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Image: The Mary Blair's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
Mary Blair's Boat
May 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Mary Blair's Boat was once a playground of Mary Blair's boat things, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive pin traders.
- Minimum height 23".
- Explosions may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from dietary conflicts or viral, clothing, attention-span, fingernail, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from yesterday until about January 11.
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