Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Marty Sklar's Boat attraction during refurbishment
Marty Sklar's Boat
June 28, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Marty Sklar's Boat was originally full of Marty Sklar's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from moral issues, sin, or knee, stomach, bowel, cardiac, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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