Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Marty Sklar's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Marty Sklar's Boat
October 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Marty Sklar's Boat was originally stocked with Marty Sklar's wacky possessions, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and die.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 44" (in your bare feet).
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- During any weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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