Massive Rabbitland Attraction Database
Image: The Marlin's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
September 24, 1975
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Marlin's Boat used to be a playground of Marlin's climbing structures, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from right now to July 12.
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