Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Marlin's Boat attraction, nightly sweeping in the shrouded candlelight
July 31, 1980
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
Marlin's Boat was originally stocked with Marlin's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from runny nose or social, back, bowel, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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