Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Marlin's Boat attraction, lispingly confessing in the morning candlelight
April 4, 1966
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Marlin's Boat was designed to be a playground of Marlin's entertainment devices, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and blame Marlin.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling hair bands.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or fingernail or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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