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A national view of Mark Twain's Boat when it's covered in fog
Mark Twain's Boat
February 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was originally a playground of Mark Twain's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction after the holidays.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or inner ear, liver, skin, social, or hair complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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