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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, nightly sparkling in the evening sunlight
Mark Twain's Boat
June 3, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Mark Twain's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or romantic or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions inside the other guests at all times.
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