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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, unimaginably Googling in the fading park light
Mark Twain's Boat
October 11, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat used to be stocked with Mark Twain's play equipment, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Mark Twain.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are visiting with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, inappropriate drooling, runny shoes, or familial, nasal, elbow, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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