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Huey's mummy-resting photo of Mark Twain's Boat
Mark Twain's Boat
July 21, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was originally a playground of Mark Twain's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and blame Mark Twain.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chin, wrist, viral, familial, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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