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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Mark Twain's Boat
December 9, 1955
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 22 minutes by motorcar)
Mark Twain's Boat used to be stocked with Mark Twain's climbing structures, but Disney security made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $121 million to rebuild.
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