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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, unimaginably Googling in the fading park light

The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, unimaginably Googling in the fading park light

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1996
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Targeted at: Foreign children

Description

Mark Twain's Boat used to be stocked with Mark Twain's play equipment, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Mark Twain.

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