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The Mark Twain's Boat thrill ride, nastily laughing in the evening park light
Mark Twain's Boat
October 30, 1997
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Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be full of Mark Twain's boat things, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you are the natural enemy of this thrill ride.
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- On its second day before closing permanently, the Mark Twain's Boat almost sank.
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