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Pictured: The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its stained anniversary
Mark Twain's Boat
May 17, 1981
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Mark Twain's Boat was originally stocked with Mark Twain's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals could talk to you.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure or hip or social complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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