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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, August 4, 1977, 1:41 a.m.

The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, August 4, 1977, 1:41 a.m.

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1984
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Zero and a quarter Walts

Description

Mark Twain's Boat used to be jam-packed with Mark Twain's things, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.

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