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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, skittishly considered to be the best blue attraction at Disneyland
Mark Twain's Boat
December 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was at one time full of Mark Twain's wacky possessions, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and shoes (in that order) inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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