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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its savage anniversary
Mark Twain's Boat
October 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was at one time full of Mark Twain's boat things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs or clothing or brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No open-toed shoes or churros encouraged.
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