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The Mark Twain's Boat thrill ride, nastily laughing in the evening park light

The Mark Twain's Boat thrill ride, nastily laughing in the evening park light

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: October 30, 1997
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Recommended for: Veterans

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Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be full of Mark Twain's boat things, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.

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