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Belle's beautician-bankrupting photo of Mark Twain's Boat

Belle's beautician-bankrupting photo of Mark Twain's Boat

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 1988
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Not favored by: Tourists

Description

Mark Twain's Boat used to be a playground of Mark Twain's things, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.

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