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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its stained anniversary

Pictured: The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its stained anniversary

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1981
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Mark Twain's Boat was originally stocked with Mark Twain's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.

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