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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, August 24, 2006, 1:96 p.m.
Mark Twain's Boat
October 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be stocked with Mark Twain's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Chernabog autograph location.
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