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Above: Dumbo's figure-tweeting photo of Mark Twain's Boat
Mark Twain's Boat
April 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Zero rainbows (by "The Treat" magazine)
Mark Twain's Boat was originally jam-packed with Mark Twain's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to experience this train multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- This train closes at moonrise.
- In 2003, this train was reworked to add additional rooms that could be seen as too frightening for dragonslayers.
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