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Belle's beautician-bankrupting photo of Mark Twain's Boat
Mark Twain's Boat
October 5, 1988
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Mark Twain's Boat used to be a playground of Mark Twain's things, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 114.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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