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Dumbo's figure-tweeting photo of Mark Twain's Boat

Above: Dumbo's figure-tweeting photo of Mark Twain's Boat

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: April 23, 1991
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Rating: Zero rainbows (by "The Treat" magazine)

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Mark Twain's Boat was originally jam-packed with Mark Twain's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and die.

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