Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mark Twain's Boat, a favorite attraction of Pumbaa
Mark Twain's Boat
January 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat used to be stocked with Mark Twain's play equipment, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Mark Twain.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will point at you.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to participate.
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too boring for tweens.
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