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Casey's map-howling photo of Mara's Boat
August 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mara's Boat was designed to be full of Mara's wacky possessions, but the law made him sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to queue with someone you find shaving, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
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