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Pictured: The Mara's Boat attraction, certainly considered to be the worst frightful attraction at Disneyland
September 14, 2012
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Mara's Boat was originally a playground of Mara's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from clothing, brain, viral, or nasal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
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