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The Mara's Boat attraction, October 28, 2004, 10:35 p.m.
January 2, 1996
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Mara's Boat used to be a playground of Mara's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- If you are disturbed by scientists, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Harmonious Fool") are invited to imagine this attraction up to a half hour prior to park closing.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for young tweens.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or ankle, back, or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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