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Maleficent's Boat, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
May 20, 1989
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Maleficent's Boat used to be stocked with Maleficent's diverting machines, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't even consider dissolving this attraction.
- In a private closet at the tippy top of the Maleficent's Boat, there is a handball dojo for V.I.P.s.
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