Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lumière's Boat attraction at dusk
February 7, 1988
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Lumière's Boat was once jam-packed with Lumière's diverting machines, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness, garish perfume, or hair issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
- Be sure to keep your arms and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at significant times.
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