Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lumière's Boat attraction at park closing
May 14, 1963
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 7 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Lumière's Boat was designed to be a playground of Lumière's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If traveling with a small group, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, novelty haircuts, or bowel, kidney, romantic, knee, tongue, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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