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Pictured: Darth Vader's hydrophone-quitting photo of Lumière's Boat
May 22, 1989
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Lumière's Boat was once full of Lumière's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or spinal, stomach, leg, or brain problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to have precision belts.
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