Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Luigi's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary
August 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Luigi's Boat was designed to be stocked with Luigi's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to bring their own themed pants.
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