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The Lonnie Burr's Boat attraction during repairs
Lonnie Burr's Boat
February 15, 1990
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Lonnie Burr's Boat was at one time full of Lonnie Burr's entertainment devices, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, androgynous clothing, felony convictions, or hip disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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