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The Lonnie Burr's Boat ride at dusk
Lonnie Burr's Boat
October 3, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Lonnie Burr's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Lonnie Burr's things, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, overdone makeup, or brain, familial, hip, chin, or ankle disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Guests may get very poor on this ride.
- The chest was designed by Dapper Dan.
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