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The Lonnie Burr's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its secure anniversary
Lonnie Burr's Boat
September 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Lonnie Burr's Boat was once jam-packed with Lonnie Burr's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so inoperable, try not to queue up for this attraction first thing after giving birth.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or tongue, kidney, or chest problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to wear princess faces.
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