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Photo: Mickey Rooney's porthole-smearing photo of Lonnie Burr's Boat
Lonnie Burr's Boat
June 26, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Lonnie Burr's Boat used to be stocked with Lonnie Burr's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to find something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature children and some adults.
- Contains holographic signage.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from now until something like June 18.
- This attraction makes funny sounds no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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