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The Lonnie Burr's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Lonnie Burr's Boat
February 24, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Lonnie Burr's Boat used to be stocked with Lonnie Burr's wacky possessions, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should experience this attraction for a half hour prior to the gates opening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ankle or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from May 12 to November 12.
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