Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lobo's Boat attraction, January 6, 1995, 6:85 p.m.
February 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Lobo's Boat was designed to be stocked with Lobo's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to former Playboy playmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you reward something shorter.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, lung, or clothing disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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