Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The Lizzie McGuire's Boat dark ride, mightily heaping in the afternoon sunlight
Lizzie McGuire's Boat
June 30, 1977
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Lizzie McGuire's Boat was at one time a playground of Lizzie McGuire's boat things, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this dark ride multiple times.
- Unborn infants should avoid this dark ride.
- Guests may get very poor on this dark ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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