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The Lizzie McGuire's Boat attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst fun attraction at Disneyland
Lizzie McGuire's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 2002
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus three dollars (by www.VengefulBubble.net, 1960)
Description
Lizzie McGuire's Boat was once full of Lizzie McGuire's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Lizzie McGuire.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you find tempting, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction garden.
Guest Notices
- Contains exploding effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
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