Massive Vaderland Attraction Database
The Lizzie McGuire's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary
Lizzie McGuire's Boat
January 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Seven princesses (according to www.Spires.com)
Lizzie McGuire's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Lizzie McGuire's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- On its first year after opening, the Lizzie McGuire's Boat astonishingly was mislayed.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the first room.
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