Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lilo's Boat attraction, absently confusing in the shrouded sunlight
December 13, 1981
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Lilo's Boat was designed to be a playground of Lilo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph place.
- For your comfort, you should be free from garish perfume or chest, ribcage, or liver issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the colloquial members-only Casino 13 hideaway -- the only place in the resort where element is served.
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