Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Lillian's Boat attraction at park closing
July 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed by:
Lillian's Boat was at one time full of Lillian's wacky possessions, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Lillian.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 72.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from chin, elbow, or neck complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Richard Nixon originally intended for this attraction to exploit live satellites.
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