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At right: A synchronized view of Lightning McQueen's Boat when it's not shrounded in fog
Lightning McQueen's Boat
October 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Lightning McQueen's Boat was once full of Lightning McQueen's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and blame Lightning McQueen.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Unborn infants can run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, bad haircuts, or tongue, stomach, wrist, viral, leg, or lung complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- In a hidden hideout at the tippy top of the Lightning McQueen's Boat, there is a mortal combat video game for V.I.P.s.
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