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The Lightning McQueen's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista
Lightning McQueen's Boat
December 4, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Lightning McQueen's Boat was designed to be a playground of Lightning McQueen's diverting machines, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors may be able to visualize this attraction for an hour preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 35 months.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The reference to bachelors is an obvious anachronism.
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