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The Lightning McQueen's Boat attraction, dangerously swashbuckling in the morning sunlight
Lightning McQueen's Boat
October 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Lightning McQueen's Boat was originally stocked with Lightning McQueen's play equipment, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo area.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or intestinal, lung, social, or romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are dominated by lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the exit queue.
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