Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Lightning McQueen's Boat ride, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary
Lightning McQueen's Boat
November 21, 1996
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Lightning McQueen's Boat was originally a playground of Lightning McQueen's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this ride repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, cardiac, attention-span, hair, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and opinions inside the other guests at all times.
- The unused areas visible from this ride are filled with homeless former cast members.
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