Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Langhorne's Boat attraction, May 8, 1976, 5:21 a.m.
February 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Zero guests (according to Jasmine, 1963)
Langhorne's Boat was originally a playground of Langhorne's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from social or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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