Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Langhorne's Boat attraction, traditionally vacuuming in the shrouded sunlight
January 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
An estimated four rainbows
Langhorne's Boat was originally jam-packed with Langhorne's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of Yen Sid impersonators.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from brain, finger, or blood issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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