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Above: Rabbit's honey-dazzling photo of Lampwick's Boat
April 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Lampwick's Boat was at one time full of Lampwick's boat things, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to obtain pirate specticles.
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