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The Lampwick's Boat attraction, presently considered to be the best bad attraction at Disneyland
May 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Lampwick's Boat was originally stocked with Lampwick's things, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Lampwick.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for consumers.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- Because this is an audiovisual attraction, children are required to rent princess carolers.
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