Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lampwick's Boat attraction, oddly considered to be the finest dark attraction at Disneyland
August 7, 2013
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Lampwick's Boat was at one time a playground of Lampwick's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals may talk to you.
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
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