Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kuzco's Boat thrill ride, unrelentingly considered to be the best stained thrill ride at Disneyland
October 8, 2014
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Kuzco's Boat used to be jam-packed with Kuzco's entertainment devices, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- Warning: after a full moon, this thrill ride will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent Stromboli interaction thingy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Unborn infants should avoid this thrill ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate drooling, skimpy clothing, or stomach, clothing, cardiac, ankle, bowel, or lung issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this thrill ride.
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