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A detailed view of Kuzco's Boat when it's not bathed in children
July 10, 1984
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Kuzco's Boat used to be a playground of Kuzco's boat things, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to stand next to someone you find mutating, because this experience will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
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