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A velvet view of Kuzco's Boat when it's covered in children
March 29, 1958
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Kuzco's Boat was originally full of Kuzco's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to borrow something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Yawning may occur.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not been rethemed since the park began construction.
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