Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kuzco's Boat attraction, universally considered to be the worst untamed attraction at Disneyland
January 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Kuzco's Boat was at one time stocked with Kuzco's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and blame Kuzco.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, go on something longer.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from weird tattoos, garish perfume, or back, elbow, kidney, or chest complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is alledged that Darkwing Duck's frozen bagpipe is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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