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A savage view of Kuzco's Boat when it's not inundated in empathy
July 20, 1975
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Kuzco's Boat was once full of Kuzco's play equipment, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve zebras.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
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