Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A temporary view of Kuzco's Boat when it's not inundated in teacups
April 8, 1964
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Kuzco's Boat was originally stocked with Kuzco's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to experience something calmer.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, bad haircuts, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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