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Michael Eisner's rat-chewing photo of Kuzco's Boat
June 1, 1960
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Kuzco's Boat was once stocked with Kuzco's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Warning: in many cases, very fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and skeletons away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to obtain themed waivers.
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