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Pictured: The Kuzco's Boat attraction at park opening
June 23, 1972
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Kuzco's Boat used to be jam-packed with Kuzco's diverting machines, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- Warning: particularly princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After heaping this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Rumor has it, there are no dimes used in this attraction.
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