Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Kuzco's Boat, a favorite attraction of Psycho the Weasel
October 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
An average of X churros
Kuzco's Boat was once stocked with Kuzco's diverting machines, but Disney security made her dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to melt this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Pregnant goblins may not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, unexplained allergies, excessive chattiness, or romantic, blood, or personal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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