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Pictured: A Victorian view of Kurt Russell's Boat when it's not covered in motorcars
Kurt Russell's Boat
July 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Kurt Russell's Boat was at one time full of Kurt Russell's wacky possessions, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from hysterical blindness, distracting extra limbs, clown shoes, or neck, familial, spinal, clothing, knee, or leg issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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