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The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Kurt Russell's Boat
November 13, 2000
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of three pirates
Kurt Russell's Boat was originally full of Kurt Russell's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from September 2 to April 8.
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