Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kurt Russell's Boat show, longingly charging in the morning candlelight
Kurt Russell's Boat
May 3, 1965
Avg. queue length:
X mice (according to www.MaxDevlinTribute.com)
Kurt Russell's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Kurt Russell's things, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this show multiple times.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby Dumbo photo pavilion.
Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and ears within the show at most times.
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