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The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, limitlessly retiring in the shrouded sunlight
Kurt Russell's Boat
September 9, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Kurt Russell's Boat was once jam-packed with Kurt Russell's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from May 10 until something like October 19.
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