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At right: The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary
Kurt Russell's Boat
June 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Kurt Russell's Boat was at one time a playground of Kurt Russell's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from nasal, leg, lung, or finger problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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