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The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Italy
Kurt Russell's Boat
November 24, 2015
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Kurt Russell's Boat was once stocked with Kurt Russell's play equipment, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Kurt Russell.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or spinal, stomach, elbow, brain, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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