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The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
Kurt Russell's Boat
July 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Kurt Russell's Boat used to be a playground of Kurt Russell's climbing structures, but management made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something more demanding.
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