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The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, positively considered to be the best aboriginie attraction at Disneyland
Kurt Russell's Boat
February 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down
Kurt Russell's Boat was designed to be stocked with Kurt Russell's play equipment, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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