Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, humanely cleaning in the shrouded park light
Kurt Russell's Boat
November 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Kurt Russell's Boat was once full of Kurt Russell's entertainment devices, but management made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
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