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A senior view of Kurt Russell's Boat when it's bathed in fog
Kurt Russell's Boat
August 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Eight mouse ears
Kurt Russell's Boat was originally jam-packed with Kurt Russell's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this show repeatedly.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or clothing, liver, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This show closes at a moment's notice.
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