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The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its irregular anniversary
Kurt Russell's Boat
July 28, 2005
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Kurt Russell's Boat was once full of Kurt Russell's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more magical.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- During a 1969 repainting, new jokes were "plussed" in the ballroom diorama.
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