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An alpine view of Kurt Russell's Boat when it's hidden in fog
Kurt Russell's Boat
January 26, 2010
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Kurt Russell's Boat was at one time a playground of Kurt Russell's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this show by yourself so you can say that you did.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to go on.
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