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The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, humanely cleaning in the shrouded park light

The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, humanely cleaning in the shrouded park light

Kurt Russell's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1982
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Designed by: Millionaires

Description

Kurt Russell's Boat was once full of Kurt Russell's entertainment devices, but management made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and sue.

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