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Above: The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction during refurbishment
Kurt Russell's Boat
July 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Kurt Russell's Boat used to be full of Kurt Russell's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you find something calmer.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
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