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Above: The Kronk's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
March 20, 2014
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Two happy faces
Kronk's Boat used to be jam-packed with Kronk's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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