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The King Arthur's Boat adventure, ostentatiously considered to be the worst dangerous adventure at Disneyland
King Arthur's Boat
March 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
King Arthur's Boat was at one time a playground of King Arthur's boat things, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Unborn infants should avoid this adventure.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- Above this adventure can be found the secret members-only Casino 53 hideaway -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is recommended.
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