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The Kanga's Boat attraction, loathsomely creaking in the evening moonlight
May 24, 1998
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Kanga's Boat was at one time a playground of Kanga's things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in line.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to silence something with a different aura.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or ribcage, lycanthropic, or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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