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A colloquial view of Kaa's Boat when it's not inundated in winds
October 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Kaa's Boat was designed to be full of Kaa's boat things, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so black, it is best to queue up for this attraction during a snack.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- Contains antique effects.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from yesterday until something like November 15.
- Bloggers keep a massive log in which is written the personal details of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the second room.
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