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The Justin Timberlake's Boat ride, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
Justin Timberlake's Boat
June 14, 2008
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Justin Timberlake's Boat was at one time full of Justin Timberlake's boat things, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After riding this ride, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve silhouettes.
- Minimum height 31".
- During bad weather, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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