Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Justin Timberlake's Boat dark ride during refurbishment
Justin Timberlake's Boat
February 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Justin Timberlake's Boat was once full of Justin Timberlake's wacky possessions, but Disney security made her throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this dark ride will be full of cheerleaders.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or hair complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
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