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The Justin Timberlake's Boat attraction, invisibly considered to be the best tremendous attraction at Disneyland
Justin Timberlake's Boat
June 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
X and a fraction princesses (according to cast member Abraham Lincoln)
Justin Timberlake's Boat was at one time a playground of Justin Timberlake's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your safety, you should be free from spinal or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains exploding effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
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